12/05/11 - 12/06/15
Fri
The most challenging analogy of all time is, "Skipping is to potato as German is to _______".

Thur
Apple sauce, mashed potatoes, tomato paste. In a world of boring names for smushed foods... there is guacamole.

Wed
A bellows is a pump kin.

Tue
No one at the gym seems intimidated when I tell them I use big curl weights.

Mon
Can I ask you another question?