12/05/07 - 12/05/11

Fri
“GHWWWWBBBLLL!” I screamed in the library, using only silent letters.

Thu
Reading is more fun when you teach kids that apostrophes and commas represent clicking sounds.

Wed
We live in completely opposite directions from each other.

Tue

Marbles and bearings are very similar, but I'd much rather lose my bearings.

Mon

I'll bet Superman would be an alright accountant.