12/04/02 - 12/04/06

Fri
Did you know that it’s impossible to break an egg in a ceiling fan?

Thu
Champion archers always take a bow.

Wed
Quantum textbooks are/aren't light reading.

Tue
Everyone always called his work "amazing", so he finally gave up on getting serious critique as a labyrinth-builder.

Mon
Singer's buffet: donuts, raisins, miso, fondue, soda, lollipops, tea. (1st syllables)