12/03/18 - 12/03/23
Fri
When you've seen "read", would you rather have read reed or read red?
Thur
I have a great new take on Chicken Marsala: Serve it cold and use milk instead of wine. And substitute Golden Grahams for the mushrooms and chicken.
Wed
If you want to die twice, you'll need to re-hearse.
Tue
"So I hear," said the deaf man as he went to his flock and herd.
Mon
Sometimes you get her pronouns mixed up.